The Dog Whisperer is so much class!!! I've used some of the techniques successfully...awesome show! Caesar is pretty darn good!

I've seen it on the tele but I've never actually tried to watch it...I guess I will do so sometime.

The Dog Whisperer is legendary! I don't have a dog but I still watch it whenever I see it on...National Geographic! Awesome channel as well.

So what you are saying..... is the dog whisperer is a "Canine Warlord"!!!

Lol corny one mate but he is pretty darn good...I'm no warlord...in any form or fashion.

Caesar Millan is so amazing!!! I wonder where he learnt his techniques from...

Numbers 1,4, and 9 match me perfectly...I feel very conformist

Jason

1. If your buddies tell you to bring a bag of chips to the next Friday night poker game and you bring a bag of frozen french fries you most likely are a blond poker warlord!

2. If you are grounded for playing poker you just might be a poker warlord!

3. If your wife asks you to vacumn the living room during the final table of the wsop on espn and you do, you are definately a warlord.

4. If you argue politics with the administrator in a poker forum you just might be a warlord.

5. If you have ever posted in a poker forum under more than 10 names and all were banned you are absolutely a poker warlord!

1. If you leave work sick early on a Friday, insisting to yourself that you want to have a quality night home with your family and not end up at the casino this time, then you probably aren’t a warlord.

2. If once you are home, you secretly sneak $7.50 from both your kid’s piggy banks just in case you, all of a sudden, without any warning, unwittingly, end up at a casino that night, then you are pathetic, but maybe not a warlord.

3. If you scrounge CSI like through draws, under cushions and in old penny loafers for enough gas money to get you and your $15 to a casino, then you are even more pathetic, but still maybe not a warlord.

4. If you travel 60 miles to the casino so you can put your $15 in the Cleopatra or Wheel of Fortune slot machine in hopes of doubling-up so that you can get into a $2-$4 limit game, then you might start wondering to yourself that maybe you are becoming a warlord or of getting yourself some professional help.

5. If once ole Cleo gives you the $30 you were praying, sweating and crying for, and then you realize (duh) you need $10 more to get into the $40 buy-in at the $2-$4 limit table, and so you expertly scoop $6.35 out of the big waterfall pool in the lobby while nobody’s looking, and cash in your remaining casino rewards points for $4, then you definitley are an idiot! But maybe not yet a warlord, but heading in the right direction though.

6. If you then, while running to the poker room, have yet another brain fart, and put your $40.00 on the black at a Roulette table in hopes that you will double up and have enough to buy into a preliminary multi table hold-em tournament, then someone might consider you a warlord in training.

7. If you, encouraged by your roulette victory, find yourself placing that $80 you just won on the field bet at a craps table in hopes of getting the entry fee for a $120 sit-n-go, then you should start thinking that maybe the warlord training is over.

8. If you let the $160 you just won at the craps table ride, in hopes of being able to enter the $230 sit-n-go, then you probably might be a warlord.

9. If you take that $320 from the craps table and place it all on one hand at the black jack table in hopes of getting a $500 sit-n-go entry fee, then all signs are pointing to you being a warlord.

10. If finally you made it and you sat down at the $500 sit-n-go and then imediately go all-in with a suited 8,9 and get called on the first hand and get beat by two A's on the river, and go home thinking you had a bad beat, but still had a great time and can’t wait till next week. Then most definitely, YOU ARE A WARLORD.

That's what we like to see, some awesome creativity......

Good Job!